Not Me! Monday

Ok, I know this is soooo late but I have been running all day and this is the first chance I've had to sit at the computer and type. So anyhow, I guess most people already know the deal so I will just jump right in. Anyone who is unsure of the way this works, or just wants to read what everyone else didn't do, can head over to MckMama's and check it out.

This week, we went to the nursing home this week to sing christmas carols with our church's youth group. Rebecca was NOT walking around pointing her middle finger and saying "like this Mommy." It was some strange hand sign in her mind. I did not have to spend the whole time telling her to STOP that.

I did not just throw away our mini pumpkins that were on our front step on Wednesday. They were not totally moldy on the bottom. That would be so gross.

I love listening to Christmas music.....ALL THE TIME. I keep a radio/boombox on the ledge between the kitchen and the living room. I did not walk past it this week and knock it over...on to the loveseat below it...where Rebecca was sleeping. If that had happened, I wouldn't have been astounded that she didn't notice or even move. She's not that sound of a sleeper.

While listening to the radio, with Christmas music on of course, I heard a commercial for a local store selling exercise equipment. They were offering a free recumbent exercise bike with any purchase over $1000. I did not think to myself...hmmm, I would really exercise more at home if we had one of those. I did not then realize that we do have one and I never use it.

I did not just finish the presents to my mom and dad this afternoon and make a mad dash to the post office only to have the really mean post lady shut the door in my face and say "It's 5:01. We're closed". I did NOT kick the wall and make a rude comment to her about ruining Christmas because my watch said 4:59. I am not that childish and immature. I have my things ready to go on time and even early.

I think that I really had several more but thought that these were embarassing enough to not admit to this week. Have a great holiday and enjoy the season!