Not Me! Monday #16

Time for our weekly therapy sessions. I will list all the things I did NOT do just to get them off my chest. Cause I am a terrific mother and would never do any of these things. If you want to read what everyone else hasn't been up to this week, head over to MckMama's and enjoy!

I did not start my morning off with a few Reese's balls that my daughter made the other day. They are not sooooo good and even better than the candy they are named after. I would never eat junk food for breakfast.

We did not decide at 5pm Saturday night to jump through hoops to make it to 5:30 mass. We did not make it there by 5:28 only to find out that the pipes had burst and all masses were cancelled until further notice. Since we were all dressed up with no place to go, we didn't decide to go out to dinner instead.

I did not go totally bonkers because I was mentioned on MckMama's blog, actually mention it on my blog and IRL to everyone I could think of. When I didn't mention it to my mother and didn't mention how MckMama & Prince Charming are from her home town, she didn't mention that she knew Prince Charming's family. I am not sooooo pathetic that I got excited at the fact that I probably met them both as children because they attended the same church as my Grandparents. That would be a bit stalkerish and freaky and I am much more mature than that.

I wasn't laughing at my husband the other day when he made a comment and then followed it with "Not Me!". My family doesn't think in terms of Not Me! Monday on a regular basis.

I am not eons behind on laundry and dread even walking into my laundry room. I always stay on top of the laundry and make sure it is clean, folded and put away.

I did not decide that our heating system was not working properly because it seemed to be running ALL the time instead of cycling on and off. I did not turn it off for a few hours when the temperature was a nice 20 degrees out. I absolutely did not realize that it was my fault because I had put a vent cover over the vent closest to the thermometer so it wasn't getting up to the temp we had it set at and therefore staying on endlessly. I am much smarter than that.

I didn't forget to change the date on the post the first time I posted this and wonder where the post was.....then find it logged two days ago. I am not THAT much of an airhead.