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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
We had a very full day planned on Saturday with many errands needing to be accomplished on the other side of the bridge. At our very first errand I left 3 of the kids in the car while Taylor and I ran into Target. When we came out five minuets later it was not to find that Rebecca had thrown up in the van. I did not decide that she had just eaten too much at breakfast (4 cinnamon rolls) and was fine. We did not continue along with our errands. She did NOT throw up two more times. We did not still finish what we needed to do because I decided she wasn't really sick. (although we did keep a plastic bag with us) What kind of parent drags their child on errands while they are throwing up? Not Me!
I did not volunteer for some extra work on Saturday night and end up working until 3AM!! I was not then very cranky to everyone on Sunday causing my kids to ask me to go to bed early Sunday night.
I did not Not get to sleep early Sunday night because my husband slammed the back of his head into our metal futon frame which resulted in a trip to the emergency room. He did not give himself quite the concussion with the whack. It wasn't after midnight when we finally got home. I am ABSOLUTELY going to nap today.
Being the ever loving and caring wife, I did not take advantage of my husbands confused state at the emergency room and tease him. When he addressed me by name I did not look at him in all seriousness and say "My name is not Heidi". It did not totally throw him off and take him ages to figure out I was kidding. I do not continue to tease him with little things every now and then. I am soooo not that mean. I am not giggling right now as I am remembering.
I am not totally psyched to be in the top 10 on MckMama's Not Me list!
7 comments:
your poor hubby's head! I did laugh pretty hard at the fact that you took advantage of his poor state and make him think he didn't know your name:)
teehee!! I would've messed with my husband's mind, too! Sorry, he bumped his head and hope it gets better. Hope you are able to get some rest soon!
That is hysterical. I cannot believe you did that to your poor concussion headed husband. LOL You are a hoot! Love that you teased him. Sorry about his head. OUCH. Hope you got some rest.
Oh my, did the vomit make it in the bag, or did you have to clean your car all day? Is Jaquelyn at least better? Hope everyone feels better soon.
Yikes! What a weekend!
ok, seriously? Teasing Dan was the RIGHT thing to do. I'm sure he deserved it and earned it. Hmph.
I think you should keep your illnesses there, across the USA, mmkay?
haha that is hysterical that you told him that wasn't your name. maybe a little mean, but soooo funny!
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