I did not cut Rebecca's hair myself this morning on the deck so I wouldn't have to pay for a haircut at Super Cuts.
I did not download a bunch of Veggie Tales songs onto my iTunes because I liked them. I would only do that so my kids could listen to them, not me. I also did not search the internet for the words to one of the songs so I could sing along with it.
I definitely did not sit at my laptop and read a whole bunch of Not Me! Monday posts while my kids were cleaning the kitchen and I was supposed to be working on said laptop. Nope, not me.
I did not let the girls stay up past their bedtime so we could watch an episode of Smallville because we are not still trying to catch up on last season. That would be irresponsible parenting and ridiculous that we had all summer to watch said episodes and still hadn't caught up. (Though our DirectTV DVR mysteriously deleted half of our smallville episodes and we had to wait until they were played as repeats)